Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Friday, November 25, 2011

حسب حال پروگرام - دنیا ٹی وی - بتاریخ 25 نومبر سال 2011 عیسوی (Hasb e Hall 25Nov2011)

Hasbe Hall Team



حسب حال پروگرام دنیا ٹی وی (پاکستان) کی طرف سے ایک ایسا پروگرام ہے جو معاشرے کے سماجی ، ثقافتی اور سیاسی پہلوءوں پر انتہاءی پرمزاح اور ہلکے پھلکے انداز میں گفتگو کی جاتی ہے- For more information and fun please visit ..http://www.facebook.com/Azizi4you.
In this program of Hasb-e-Hall on 25 November, 2011, The program sements includes following Items
  1. Azizi ki Aqal o Daasish bhari guftagoo
  2. Discussion about Azizi's snoozing
  3. Our one wheeler thrillers and their responsibilities
  4. Interview with famous politician Mr. PNQI
  5. Azizi Mukhabrian (Pakistan International Airline ki chalaqian)
And now the time to wait is over and this is your favourite video

Thursday, November 24, 2011

حسب حال پروگرام - دنیا ٹی وی - بتاریخ 24 نومبر سال 2011 عیسوی (Hasb e Hall 24Nov2011)

Azizi..! Teri kia baat hay


حسب حال پروگرام دنیا ٹی وی (پاکستان) کی طرف سے ایک ایسا پروگرام ہے جو معاشرے کے سماجی ، ثقافتی اور سیاسی پہلوءوں پر انتہاءی پرمزاح اور ہلکے پھلکے انداز میں گفتگو کی جاتی ہے- For more information and fun please visit ..http://www.facebook.com/Azizi4you.
In this program of Hasb-e-Hall on 24 November, 2011, The program sements includes following Items
  1. Amjad Islam Amjad ki kitaab "Mohat aisee manji hay"
  2. Successful operation of eye of Panda
  3. Sui Gas load shedding
  4. Truck art in Pakistan and its world wide acknowledgement
  5. Increasing element of loose temperament in our politics and society
  6. Interview with a famous lawyer.
And now the time to wait is over and this is your favourite video

Friday, November 11, 2011

حسب حال پروگرام - دنیا ٹی وی - بتاریخ 11 نومبر سال 2011 عیسوی (Hasb e Hall 11Nov2011)

Sohail Ahmed aka Azizi
حسب حال پروگرام دنیا ٹی وی (پاکستان) کی طرف سے ایک ایسا پروگرام ہے جو معاشرے کے سماجی ، ثقافتی اور سیاسی پہلوءوں پر انتہاءی پرمزاح اور ہلکے پھلکے انداز میں گفتگو کی جاتی ہے- For more information and fun please visit ..http://www.facebook.com/Azizi4you.
In this program of Hasb-e-Hall on 11 November, 2011, The program sements includes following Items
  1. Comments on News specially news related just recently passed Eid ul Azhaa, including some have gone to hospital as they get bones (with meet) struck in their throat.
  2. Azizi Comments on some interesting viodeos ssent by viewers including "Haathi k paaon main sab ka Paaon.
  3. Azizi's famous comedy poetry
  4. Discussion on social Issues


And now the time to wait is over and this your favourite video

حسب حال پروگرام - دنیا ٹی وی - بتاریخ 10 نومبر سال 2011 عیسوی (Hasb - e Hall 10Nov2011)

Dund Na Kudh oey es kuree wergay
حسب حال پروگرام دنیا ٹی وی (پاکستان) کی طرف سے ایک ایسا پروگرام ہے جو معاشرے کے سماجی ، ثقافتی اور سیاسی پہلوءوں پر انتہاءی پرمزاح اور ہلکے پھلکے انداز میں گفتگو کی جاتی ہے- For more information and fun please visit ..http://www.facebook.com/Azizi4you.
In this program of Hasb-e-Hall on 10 November, 2011, The program sements includes following Items
  1. Comments on News specially news related just recently passed Eid ul Azhaa, including some have gone to hospital as they get bones (with meet) struck in their throat.
  2. Azizi Comments on some interesting viodeos ssent by viewers including "Haathi k paaon main sab ka Paaon.
  3. Azizi's famous comedy poetry
  4. Discussion on social Issues


And now the time to wait is over and this your favourite video

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Eid Umang ( Day-01)- 07-11-2011 on Dunya TV with Sohail Ahmed, Ataullah and Resham

Sohail Ahmed aka Azizi in Eid Umang
One the eve of Eid ul Azhaa on (07-11-2011) special transmission was organized by Dunya TV.  "Eid Umang" was a special program organized by Dunya TV, and Hosted by Nauman Ijaz and Sawera. And The invited guests includes Sohail Ahmed aka Azizi, Ataullah Khan Eisaa Khailwi, and film actress Resham.
Here is the program video. Sohail Ahmed is famous TV and stage actor mostly know for his abrupt and timely jokes and his at the spot comedy. Ataullah is a famous local folk singer and Resham is very popular film actress of her time.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Essay on "cow" by a ICS candidate


IThis is a true essay written by a ICS (Indian Civil Services - an exam to be included in top bureaucracy in Indian Sub-continent) candidate at the ICS Exam held in year 2002-2003 in  . The candidates were asked to write essay on Cow and one candidate has written an essay on Cow:


I bet that you will forget your English once you finish this essay.


   "COW"


He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And
because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got 
child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His
whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 
taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment]


   What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans 
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees, plants
as well as for making  flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in 
the sun.


Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only 
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to
be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with 
great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of
the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on
his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet
are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night
time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes
and nose are like his other relatives.


This is the cow.


Rumor is that the guy cleared the ICS & is now Commissioner somewhere in Punjab
!!!


Enjoy.....
Have nice day